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catplates:

Couple o’ rats

thyrell:

thyrell:

jame7t:

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

completely normal silly movie but shaggy hits a bong in every scene

its a different bong each time BTW

quimerical:

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

groupieculture:

men will lift weights that they cant lift just so that they could pant and moan in the gym with their men friends . i know what youre doing.

filthychonga-deactivated2019120:

faceheightknifefight:

pr0jection:

03josten:

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

magneatio:

his pussy is frightening and the sex is creepy and strange

ewaneneollav:

hey man you got some weed? if i dont keep my buddy kyle constantly baked then he just kills people 24/7

mormonfacts:

top 10 normal behaviors to perform while feeling regular 

xfrostinax:

This is how Robert Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne sleeps by the way

karda:

karda:

i want to draw the among us babies . little guys i like them a lot ඞ……. …

they r watching ants

scarecrowomen:

fishing; the thinking man’s gacha

andhaveapleasanttomorrow:

having a pet is insane… there is a guy on my floor

cosmic-connor:

testosterone infused gummy worms to sprinkle in the he/him enclosures for a fun treat while encouraging their natural instinct to hunt

sandmandaddy69: